Giveaway at bottom of post!
Seduction and Snacks Mini Review:
My Rating: Rape!
Genre: New Adult Contemporary Romance/Humor (18++)
Steam Level: Hot – Super Hot!
This book is
freaking hilarious and I LOVED it. It’s very different than most reads and I will
warn you that the humor can be dirty and a little obscene at times, but that’s
one of the things I loved most. Tara Sevic will take you places you never even
thought about going!
Case in point: "Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can
open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor next to a bucket of water,
go on vacation for a week, and come home to an animal teats so busy licking
it's own ass that it has no idea you were even gone. You can't do that with a
kid. Well, I guess you could, but I'm sure it's frowned upon in most circles.
And if my kid could lick his own ass, I'd have saved a shit load of money on
diapers, I can tell you that."
You HAVE to read this book, especially if you've had kids. I
literally had to leave my bedroom because I was keeping my husband up laughing.
If I EVER think about having more kids, please someone make me go re-read the
first couple chapters of this book! Even the chapter titles are funny!
There is a plot to this story, although it is very simplistic
and cute. The humor is beyond anything I have ever read and there are some
pretty H.O.T bedroom scenes. It was just what I needed after a string of
darker, deeper reads. Be warned however, it can be a bit vulgar and you might
pee in your pants.
"All
the baby books written by women who had the most perfect birth experience in
the world said you should talk to your child in the womb. That was about the
only piece of advice I took from those things. Every day I told him if he
ruined my vagina I would video tape his birth and show all his future
girlfriends what happened to your who-ha when you had sex, ensuring that he
will never ever, get laid."
I HIGHLY recommend you give this
one a try if you haven’t already!!!
This is a stand alone/HEA book, but there are 2 other books in the series that are just as good. Here are their amazon links!
GIVEAWAY TIME! If you want to win a Kindle copy
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gift a copy to. Good Luck!
Winner Selected: Congrats to Karyn Ellis, you have been emailed and have 48 hours to respond before another winner is randomly selected. Thanks to everyone who entered!
~ERIN